Well, not scientifically speaking, unless you’re a lizard. But it will once this snow-lovin’ yeti gets his axe into you. Yep, they can use tools now. Power of evolution.

With….KATE WINSLET!! We are now her official desk-bound cheerleaders.

Tired of the regular run-of-the-mill sexual porn? Well why not come on down and try some gore porn? The Woman has LOTS of it. A feral woman living in the woods is captured by an All-American family to induct her into the ‘normal’ way of life. What could go wrong?

Not based on a comic! (gasp)

After retreating from the big-budget battlefield one too many times, we wonder if Universal have lost their nerve…

Hopefully the Scorsese will be able to stun Trier into silence. Or at least make him shut up about Nazis.

The ever-increasing presence of performance capture techniques has led to a bit of a division in the film industry: is it to be admired or discouraged? Film purists say nay. Andy Serkis fans say yay. But what do you say?

The mysterious cast is slowly revealed…

You know that freaky-ass film that everyone’s on about at the moment? Kill List? Some guy filmed it. No, really. He’s filmed lots of other fun stuff too…like a TV series that apparently rivals the realm of The Mighty Boosh in the kookiness factor. Truly, madly, Wheatley.

Not the mountainous kind.