Ah, Friday. After a long slog of a week you’re ready to sink into a bubble-filled bath, trim that bonsai tree, or give the local nudist colony a visit. Whatever you feel necessary to help you relax. Not this Friday. For it is THE TIME OF MEN. AND ALSO woMEN. Are you Conan enough for BFF’s most hardcore drinking game of all?

So. Much. Manliness. Conan has returned in this Marcus Nispel remake to avenge lost loves, roam round without the aid of clothing and most importantly, participate in a spot of horse abuse. Behold the 113 minute presentation of the gunshow.

And Daniel Radcliffe is all grown up and hairy.

Justin Cronin’s fangtastic novel to be shuffled over to the screen by Matt Reeves instead of rumoured Ridley Scott. Unfortunately there was no battle to the death.