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6 Plots
Described by its makers as a thriller and viewed by the rest of the world as a horror, 6 Plots manages to be neither thrilling or horrific. Don't get your hopes up either that there will be multiple (or indeed 6) plot lines in this film. There's barely enough script to make one.
RIP Ray Harryhausen
All the greats are leaving us!
Colin Firth about to join the Woody band wagon?
Woody Allen's gap year continues
Friday Drinking Game #66 - Twilight
Tonight is the night. It is finally happening. Twilight: The Hideously Long Saga is ending. Right now millions of prepubescent teens are rushing towards multiplexes up and down the country to see Bella Swan finally achieve a sparkly orgasm. We are sure there is probably more too it than that, but since we had to watch Robert Pattinson EAT A BABY OUT OF BELLA'S WOMB we have quite frankly given up. So grab some beers, grab the DVDs and drink so hard you forget Twilight ever existed at all...
Flying Swords of Dragon Gate
Here is the formula for coming up with a successful title for a Chinese action movie: use the word dragon, make something else fly and shove in some references to weapons and you're done. Sadly there isn't a good formula for coming up with the plot of the film. Flying Swords of Dragon Gate is bonkers. Maybe if any of the characters stood still for long enough you'd have a better change at figuring out what the heck is going on...

