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Hannah Lane

Hannah Lane

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Hannah Lane

I’m Hannah. I spent the last few years being a media lackey before waking up one morning and crying out “enough of this madness!” Since that momentous moment I have been pondering script ideas and watching too many bad movies (Chernobyl Diaries anyone? The Princess Diaries 2?) When I’m not ranting at anyone who will listen about my opinions on films, dust and life in general, I spend most of my time pretending that I am Rachel Weisz in The Mummy. Why can’t archaeology actually be that much fun?!

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15 May 2013 9:48am

6 Plots

Described by its makers as a thriller and viewed by the rest of the world as a horror, 6 Plots manages to be neither thrilling or horrific. Don't get your hopes up either that there will be multiple (or indeed 6) plot lines in this film. There's barely enough script to make one.

 
08 May 2013 10:49am

RIP Ray Harryhausen

All the greats are leaving us!

 
30 April 2013 10:42am

Colin Firth about to join the Woody band wagon?

Woody Allen's gap year continues

 
19 November 2012 9:26am

Friday Drinking Game #66 - Twilight

Tonight is the night. It is finally happening. Twilight: The Hideously Long Saga is ending. Right now millions of prepubescent teens are rushing towards multiplexes up and down the country to see Bella Swan finally achieve a sparkly orgasm. We are sure there is probably more too it than that, but since we had to watch Robert Pattinson EAT A BABY OUT OF BELLA'S WOMB we have quite frankly given up. So grab some beers, grab the DVDs and drink so hard you forget Twilight ever existed at all...

 
16 November 2012 1:36pm

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate

Here is the formula for coming up with a successful title for a Chinese action movie: use the word dragon, make something else fly and shove in some references to weapons and you're done. Sadly there isn't a good formula for coming up with the plot of the film. Flying Swords of Dragon Gate is bonkers. Maybe if any of the characters stood still for long enough you'd have a better change at figuring out what the heck is going on...