Janina Matthewson

Janina has watched films (or ‘movies’ as they’re called in her native New Zealand) for all the years her existence has coincided with the existence of films. She was once killed in a film, which may or may not have been because she was dressed as a mime. All of her opinions are completely made up, but she believes them highly valuable for all that. She tells stories sometimes.

Latest Articles

10 June 2013 10:27am

Veronica Mars to star Chris Lowell

Tomorrow's top news: Dave Prowse to appear in Star Wars: Episode VII

30 May 2013 8:55am

Sam Mendes will probably direct Bond 24

"The name's Mendes... Indecisive Mendes."

29 May 2013 10:15am

Konga

Everything about the DVD cover of Konga proclaims it to be London’s answer to King Kong: the title, the giant gorilla angrily striding over the diminutive Houses of Parliament, the terrified blonde trying to run clear off the DVD. Unfortunately no one seems to have realised that King Kong was a rhetorical question.

21 May 2013 10:38am

Kate Hudson joins Wish I Were Here

Nice subjunctive, Braff. Doesn't make you credible.

17 May 2013 11:18am

Emily Blunt heads Into the Woods

Someone fetch the Tim Burton Repellent.

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Janina Matthewson

Janina Matthewson