BFF Advent Calendar – 17th of December

Here’s the thing about Christmas. Sure, there’s all the joy and goodwill and so on, and there’s also loads of turkey and sprouts and those sausagey bacon things – whose idea were they? They’re ace – and Bond films and Wallace & Gromit films and Santa hats and Christmas cracker jokes and stodgy cake and sherry at quarter to eleven in the morning. But sometimes, there’s also hammering.

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