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Orange (Wednesday)s and Lemons

Orange (Wednesday)s And Lemons #54

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU STILL DOING LOOKING AT YOUR COMPUTER? DON’T YOU KNOW W.E. IS OUT? DON’T YOU KNOW THAT? QUICK, BEFORE ALL THE TICKETS IN THE WORLD ARE GONE GONE GONE!

Orange(Wednesday)s And Lemons #54

On the day where Wikipedia has been blacked out for the good of free speech and an unregulated world wide web, today will be a celebration of half-forgotten GCSE history facts, vague references to “that guy… you know, that one,” and regret at not having found out more about Fidel Castro when you had the chance. TOO LATE NOW. Might as well go to the cinema, eh? Two for one! Who needs knowledge when you have FREE?

Orange(Wednesday)s and Lemons #53

Another week of 2012 ebbs away, and the offerings at your local gigaplex are still distressingly dull – basically, it’s sugar-coated biopics of female politicians or bust. Still, if there’s one thing we know how to do it’s make the best of a bad situation – all you need is to go on and on about The Artist even though it came out last week! Yay!

Orange(Wednesday)s and Lemons #52

Oh my flipping flopping flange, the OWLs are a year old! This is momentous. We’d love to throw our weekly citrus opinion-fest a more fitting party, but unfortunately 2012 has so far been the year of totally crap films. Still, things are bound to pick up – and until they do, you need our help more than ever…

Orange(Wednesday)s And Lemons #51

Well, there’s only so much staring with unrestrained delight at new socks you can do, isn’t there? Christmas is over, new year’s eve brought with it the unsavoury pox that was New Year’s Eve and frankly, it’s time to stop talking to your loved ones and start staring at a screen in the dark. ORANGE WEDNESDAY, hurrah!