Just when we thought the Expendables series couldn't get any better, word has reached us that producer Adi Shankar has plans to make an all-female version of action ensemble. Director of the sequel, Simon West has stated that he is fully on board with the idea (WHO WOULDN'T BE?) and would like to see a line-up involving the likes of Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Milla Jovovich, Helen Mirren and Jamie Lee Curtis. We can see the appeal of those casting choices but here at BFF (which otherwise stands for Best For Females) we've dreamed up a list with a little more bite. So here it is chaps and chapettes: the top ten ovarylicious casting choices for an all-female Expendables. WARNING: Due to her recent involvement in the unforgivable Red Lights, Sigourney Weaver has been banned from this list.

#10 – Linda Hamilton

Age
55

Skills

- Killing seemingly indestructible robot assassins from the future
- Chin-ups
- Escaping from psychiatric hospitals

Role in the group
The tough, no-nonsense leader who has unfinished business with the villainess (see below)

#9 – Rebecca Romijn

Age
39

Special Skills

- Hand-to-hand combat
- Shapeshifting
- Being statuesque enough to play a transexual

Role in the group
The hot blonde with serious anger management issues

#8 – Geena Davis

Age
56

Special Skills

- Olympic archery
- Being 6 feet tall
- Chopping vegetables (0:35):

Role in the group
Linda’s right-hand woman; the mother figure who will cut off the heads of anyone who messes with her girls

#7 – Michelle Rodriguez

Age
34

Skills

- Boxing
- Driving
- Surfing

Role in the group
The muscle/sports nut with a heart o’ gold

#6 – Summer Glau

Age
31

Skills

- Kicking the shit out of people despite being a tiny girl
- Occasionally being a robot
- Ballet

Role in the group
The wide-eyed ingenue who ends up saving the day by punching everyone in the head

#5 – Michelle Yeoh

Age
49

Skills

- Martial arts
- Floating in the air
- Being a Bond Girl

Role in the group
The wise quiet one that you don’t want to cross because she secretly has a knife on her person at all times

#4 – Sharon Stone

Age
54

Skills

- Wielding an ice pick
- Manipulating men with her sexual prowess/leg-crossing
- Facing off against Catwoman

Role in the group
The villainess

#3 – Vivica A. Fox

Age
48

Skills

- Narrowly avoiding huge explosions
- Fighting Uma Thurman
- Breaking up with 50 Cent (1.50):

Role in the group
Glamourpuss with razor sharp claws

#2 – Brigitte Nielsen

Age
49

Skills

- Being married to Sly Stallone
- Wielding a sword
- Terrifying and emasculating men all over the world:

Role in the group
The female Dolph Lundgren

#1 – Lucy Lawless

Age
44

Skills

- Having a badass name
- Being a cylon
- Being Xena
- Giving birth to children/singing:

Role in the group
The awesome ex-villain turned heroine who turns up in the third act and takes some serious names

So what do you think of our line-up? Any suggestions? Let us know your thoughts below!

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