Franks and beans!
We dread to think what Rapunzel and Cinderella might be up to.
The actor Christopher Cazenove, best loved for his work in the 1980s American soap Dynasty, has died after a battle with sceptecaemia. He contracted the disease in February and since then had been fighting it in St Thomas’s hosptial in London. His agent released a statement on behalf of his family and girlfriend stating that he “died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones”. He was 66 years old.
As much as we love to moan about the ‘too good to be true’ on-screen relationship, there exists something far worse; the utterly baffling on-screen relationship. From girls having sex with Death in Meet Joe Black to questionable sexual age politics in Big, we feel it’s time for these dodgy love affairs to be exposed for what they are; bloody weird.