Some days it feels like every ruddy actor out there is getting on set and making shit up. With all of the apocryphal stories about improvised lines and made up scenes you begin to wonder why Hollywood still needs screenwriters at all. Normally these tales are 100% bull. And no matter how many times Dustin Hoffman says he made up the “I’m walking here!” line we all know that he really didn’t. Every now and then though something comes along that just feels real. So here are the best, non-surgically enhanced wowza lines in cinema history. (Hello Boys! Yeah, they’re real.)
With Barack Obama’s long road to keeping the White House finally over, let’s cast an eye back and explore the truly great presidents of history. Eight of them are fictional and one doesn’t have a name, but they remain icons of dignity, sleaziness, oratory and badassery. Everything we should expect from the man in charge.
How did we get here in life? What paths did we take to end up where we are and what important decisions did we make along the way? These are the big questions that 360 asks you but then sadly fails to reach any sort of conclusion. Based on Arthur Schnitzler’s shagathon play La Ronde, 360 feels like a more serious version of Love Actually but instead the writer has got a sneaking suspicion that sex actually is all around.