Sorry, Robert Downey Jr., we went for the other guy with a ludicrously high number of syllables in his name

As long as it doesn’t interfere with filming on Sherlock we have no problem with this.

Star Trek goes over to the Dark-Side. Wait, are we confusing our franchises again?

THERE BE DRAGONS!!!

The PR engine cannae take the strain!

SPOILERS

iCumberbatch is just too iCumbersome to make a joke out of, iSn’t iT?

“Elementary, my dear-” HE DIDN’T BLOODY SAY THAT WHY DO YOU PRETEND HE SAID IT?

First adapted from Michael Morpurgo’s book into a play by Nick Stafford, the story of War Horse has now been set loose on cinema audiences in Steven Spielberg’s latest epic. Having divided critics upon its release, we decide to make like a horse and canter towards a sunny meadow of consensus. And clover.

Did you know Benedict Cumberbatch spent a year teaching English to Tibetan monks? That he sent himself on a secret mission to Morocco in order to prepare for his role in Tinker Tailor? That his air miles must be stacking up by now? Cheat Sheet! Sherlock Cheat Sheet! Is this pure indulgence? Yes. But he shouts a bit in War Horse, so that counts as relevance.