Cary Elwes

Saw director James Wan to direct MacGyver movie

…in which MacGyver must use some old tat he finds in the attic to torture Carey Elwes. LIVE OR DIE!

Princess Bride remake is not real. Calm down, Twitter.

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE oh is it not actually happening? Okay.

The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn

While this isn’t the first adaptation of Hergé’s comic book creation to grace the big screen, it is the first time that Tintin has appeared since 1972 and the first time he ‘s been presented to such a general audience. With Steven Spielberg on top form, and a story which picks liberally from three of the series’ most popular books, the result is quite simply one of the best blistering blue blockbusters of the year.

Top 10 Deus Ex Machina moments

Whether deliciously farcical or born of plain old screenwriting sloth, the deus ex machina tends to provoke fairly spectacular reactions – after all, there’s scarcely a single worthwhile moment in cinema which doesn’t derive from GREEK MEN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ON CRANES. We’ve scraped together the best of the worst…