Colin Firth
Rupert Everett to direct and star in Wilde biopic
He has nothing to declare but his facelift.
Read more…W.E.
Madonna’s ‘directorial debut’ (which is actually nothing of the sort, it’s just that her last film was so shit she’s pretending it doesn’t exist) is such a flagrant exercise in cinematic wish-fulfilment that it’s almost not worth pointing out. Contemporary American material girl in an unhappy marriage looks to the most glamorous woman in the world and her controversial transformation into the star of the English gentry? W.E. is unforgivable.
Read more…Could Clive Owen and Mia Wasikowska star in Oldboy?
Maybe. Apparently. Why aren’t you reading about Kim Jong-Il?
Read more…Melancholia wins top prize at EFAs
Not so melancholy now, eh Lars? Eh? Oh, apparently he still is.
Read more…The Top 10 Christmas Carols
In 1848, Charles Dickens wrote a little novella about a mean-spirited man at Christmas who, after being haunted by three ghosts, discovers the true spirit of the holiday and becomes GENEROUS. Sadly for Dickens, nobody needs to read his book anymore, because now we have films. Films AND a severe lack of new material; to celebrate this sorry fact, here are the top 10 Christmas Carols. May they haunt your houses pleasantly…
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