Ewan McGregor is making girls cry all over the UK again in Perfect Sense, a love story set in a world of despair and doom. To celebrate our favourite Scottish hotty’s return to independent drama, we’ve decided to have a look back over his film career. Mmm. Especially The Pillow Book; there’s nothing like a bit of full frontal nudity to get us in the mood for fab film facts courtesy of the Cheat Sheet!

Good. There’s not enough vampire movies these days.

Oh Boy(le)! This should be good.

Rubina Ali, who played the youngest version of Latika in Slumdog Millionaire, has lost her home in a Mumbai slum fire.

Cumberbatch and Johnny Lee Miller in a monster mash.

James Franco is very proud of his bruises.

Adam Sandler’s been nominated for Grown Ups! No, of course not really.

Who’ll be feeling like a King, and who’ll be feeling like they’ve cut their own arm off with a blunt knife?

Hurrah for knowledge-based lies! Beginning today, we’ll be giving you a weekly low-down on a cinematic figure you really should know your way around. After all, not only does epic film know-how make you a better person, but it improves your blood-pressure, freshens your clothes and makes you irresistible to foxy humans of your preferred gender. This week: Danny Boyle.

Ten years of film all neatly rolled into one awesomely epic list of greats! Feast your eyes on the Top 30 Films of the Decade.