Dick Van Dyke DESERVES this, goddamn it. Remember ‘Hushabye Mountain’?

The bitch.

Dick Van Dyke tells of how porpoises saved him after he fell asleep on his surfboard

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a magical car with more sass than KITT and more aplomb than Herbie – it’s the best magical car by far. This heartwarmingly anarchic musical is now available to buy as a Blu-Ray DVD combo set – ideal to bring colour and vitality to a wet Sunday afternoon.

When you realise you can’t remember any characters in this classic film- unless you count the car, which we do- it could be time to give modern living a time out, and your brain a good seeing to.