Whether you’re London, Belfast or Edinburgh-based, this week belongs to Poland. And as for the rest of you, you’re probably better off dead. Unless you’re actually from Poland, in which case we’ll let you off. Polish Film Festival! Hurrah for Monday!

Agnieszka Holland is at the helm for yet another Polish film about how hard things were in the Nazi-occupied years. I would say ‘Get over it,’ but that’d undermine the fact that it’s actually a pretty good film.

THEY’RE HERE! The nominations for the 84th Academy Awards have been released, and as we predicted The Artist has basically bagsied all the categories like a fat greedy child in a tuckshop. Standard.