Patrick Hughes will be taking over

FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS… said he fancies a part in The Expendables 3.

The Expendables has a lot to answer for.

Back to deliver yet more gratuitous violence, outrageous plot twists and dreadful puns, Sylvester Stallone and his team have got another job, and this time they’re joined by Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Subtle nuances and character development there is not, but The Expendables 2 knows exactly what it is and it delivers. Sure, the lines are literally made of cheese, but what’s not to love about a bunch of good old fashioned action heroes doing what they do best?

Grey, but still badass

Expendables poster = parade of badmen.

“I now pronounce you man… and KNIFE.”

Do you like machine guns? Do you like Jesus? Then you’ll love Machine Gu- oh, wait. That might not actually be enough to close the deal. Let’s try again: do you like the flagrant deification of bikers with hearts of gold? Do you like Gerard Butler being utterly dull as usual? Do you like the White Messiah fable? Then you’ll love Machine Gun Preacher! That’s more like it.

We’re not going to say it. It’s way too obvious and a guy died. Too soon, man, too soon.

Does this make him Baldr or Váli? #norsemythologyjoke