How lovely are your branches! We’re celebrating the release of sex-for-charity documentary F*ck For Forest by playing our drinking game, which is all about trees this week. Tall ones, talking ones, ones that’ll take off your head. They’re all here, so read on.
Ahh! Disney! The conglomerate with a heart. And let’s be fair, most of us have had a childhood filled with their kid-friendly creations designed to teach us what it means to be a good person. It’s been a few years since those days, with Disney taking on a preoccupation with the money-making blockbuster rather than the moral lecturing. That is, till now.
Can someone please give HIV’ed Matthew McConaughey a sandwich?
MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE oh is it not actually happening? Okay.
Oh, Russell. You’re very lovely, we’ve known that for many years, but when will you stop playing the embarrassingly over-privileged cheeky chappy with a history of raucous and debauched behaviour – all pretty method – and actually do something worth watching? Arthur is elaborate, sparkly, charming and ultimately pointless, like an ornamental unicorn goad carved from a huge rock crystal by blind nuns. Exactly like that.