Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) is retired…again, and is finally enjoying the quiet life with Sarah Ross (Mary Louise-Parker). She’s having a tougher time getting over the excitement of international espionage, however, and is relieved when Marvin Boggs (John Malkovich) shows up with the news that their lives are once again in danger. The CIA have…

Retired and Extremely Dangerous? More like Do Not Resuscitate

Star Trek Into Darkness and Red 2 show case more of their arty side.

Malkovich gets the best to date.

Things to look forward to in the coming year.

Who keeps giving guns to these oldies?

Apparently nabbing starring roles in critically acclaimed films doesn’t do a lot for your self worth.

It’s pretty. Boring.

Perfect, finally a bit of news more depressing than ‘Red 2 is happening at all’

So it looks like they’re making a LEGO film. And by “they” we mean the crazy people in Hollywood who want all the money but their brains don’t work any more because they replaced their brains with sushi and velvet yachts and cynicism so they think money can come from a film about inanimate bricks. WHAT COULD THIS FILM POSSIBLY BE ABOUT?!?! Luckily for you, Hollywood fat cats, BFF have compiled a list of LEGO-inspired films to make the process a bit easier for you. Enjoy!