It’s summer, the kids are bored and the grown-ups are too warm for Twister – it’s time for family cinema gold. Why not bring out yet another movie in which animals can talk, couple it with a lack-lustre storyline, and a mish-mash of actors. Cook it for about a year, let it cool for a month and what are we left with? Zookeeper.
So after a wet and blustery June and a less than tropical July, it looks like August is going to be no better. So, rather than delay the inevitable, best face facts now: that barbeque is staying in the shed, you’re not going to get a chance to wear that bikini and picnic food tastes rubbish when it’s covered in rain. However, last time we checked cinemas are all rain free! Huzzah! Here’s your pick of what’s to come next month!
He’ll probably be good at it, because he wrote Last Action Hero. Which was in no way the shittiest film of all time. Promise.
Lethal Weapon and Last Action Hero writer to replace Jon Favreau.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang helmer to possibly reunite with RDJ
Vince Vaughn used to be a comedy god- up there with Ben Stiller, more marketable than Will Ferrell, less cheesy than Owen Wilson. But lately, we have realised that he is less comedy hits, more comedy misses and much less likeable on screen. Whatever has happened to everyone’s favourite funny man? We look at the rise and oh so calamitous fall of this fast talking, wedding crashing comedy supremo.
Iron Man and Iron Man 2 director will be not returning for the third instalment.
Iron Man director Jon Favreau has revealed that the plot of Iron Man 3 will take in all the other Avengers films to be released between now and 2013.
Jon Favreau is rumoured to be onboard for a Disney film about the park coming to life every night. Yawn.
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