You can Cumb-a-bitch to culture, but you cannot make it sit.
It wasn’t actually leaked, but YOU try coming up with Assange jokes now he’s all rapey.
No Xavier for you, Wikileaks! Have a Nazi instead
Laura Linney loves landing leading lady roles, will work wonders for WikiLeaks. Amazing alliteration, astonishing achievement!
Sorry, Robert Downey Jr., we went for the other guy with a ludicrously high number of syllables in his name
Blow my whistle, baby.