A long time to go, in a galaxy far, far away…

A casting list for Star Wars: Episode VII revealed, plus rumours of the spin-off films

We love him. He knows.

Because no day passes without a bit of Star Wars news, here’s a very fresh announcement from everyone at Lucasfilm.

Episode VII has a director!

David Fincher is in talks to direct the film adaptation of the bestselling novel, which may star Reese Witherspoon – how exciting!

We all love Star Wars, except for those of us who don’t love Star Wars. One thing all Star Wars fans can agree on is that Lucasfilm made a complete hash of the Special Editions in 1997, which felt like George Lucas experimenting (badly) with CGI in preparation for the Star Wars prequels. And we all know how they turned out.

We’ve got a good feeling about this…

And we so wanted to hate him. Damn.

Disney turn to the dark side as they plan a new trilogy of Star Wars films. IT’S A TRAP!