The Marvellous Spider-Man? The Super-Duper Spider-Man? The Fandabbydozy Spider-Man?
Did you see that BRILLIANT joke in the title?
One of the many ways in which Hollywood have flogged a thousand dead horses, the reboot is not only alive and well but getting faster. We take a look at a few that actually worked, and a few more that made our eyes bleed. Beware; there will be many highs, lows and gratuitous wrestling analogies.
New images from the anticipated The Amazing Spider-Man have sprung up online