You won’t believe who apparently won.

It’s definitely SOMETHING about camels.

VIOLENCE! NUDITY! EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!

Richard Ayoade is set to make his big blockbuster debut in The Watch this Friday and… what? Whaddaya mean, you don’t know who Richard Ayoade is? He’s only one of the most talented writers, directors and actors in the UK! Fine, yes, he’s that guy from The IT Crowd. Let’s talk Ayoade…

This gun-toting prohibition shoot-em-up has come under fire for lacking in substance. Substance?! What do you want here, it’s a gangster epic! It doesn’t need to have substance, it’s got guns! Guns! Knuckle-Dusters! Blood! Testicles in a jam jar! Sexy women! Waistcoats! Guns! Sure, it doesn’t break any boundaries, but it breaks plenty of bones. It’s got guns! Pass me tha’ there moonshine y’all.

PLEASE cop off with Philip Seymour Hoffman onset. Do it for us.

Different roles. Obviously.

Fright Night wasn’t enough for you, Anton?

…or whatever.

Not as Madame Bovary, obviously. That’d be stupid.