Could this be as good as Napoleon Dynamite? No, no it couldn’t

He probably will be joining Inherent Vice.

Both teaming up for another part crime, part drama, part we-don’t-actually-know-what-just-yet.

Cults! Can’t live with ’em, can’t run away from ’em without being burnt alive as a human sacrifice to the pleasure gods. Over the years, cults – with all their hifalutin child eating and wicker brandishing – have inspired many a filmmaker to get their crazy deeds up on the big screen. And, as seen most recently in Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master, they’re still hot stuff. So, in honour of the release of PTA’s film, but mainly because BY THE BEARD OF THE HARVEST GOD we love a good sacrificial killing, BFF presents you with the Top Ten Cults in Film. Warning: contains boobs and fire, obviously.

Five time Oscar nominee Paul Thomas Anderson is back with 2012’s most anticipated film (that doesn’t feature a comic book hero or James Bond). But is his controversial take on Scientology up to scratch? The Anderson stamp gleams back at you from every polished frame, but beneath all the style there’s something missing from The Master‘s heart.

Another week, another favourite film, another bloodthirsty alien rampaging through an Antarctic research site. Wait, what? Alex Mullane is armed with a flamethrower, a bit of wire and a bloody great beard, and he’s here to defend the both impeccable taste of the BFF crew and his favourite film – John Carpenter’s The Thing. Obviously, spoilers will abound.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman tries his hand at directing for a second time.

Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman spotted shopping for trophy polish.

In which Joaquin Phoenix drinks us all under the table. LOL JK this is BFF, we’ve got him passed out in the stationery cupboard.

Joaquin Phoenix has deigned to shave and learn lines again! Have an Oscar, sir.