It turns out that pirates like guns.

X-Men like standing by water, yeah!

It’s a bit wrong.

What can we say, he just bloody loves that blue.

Anyone for viral marketing?

Hollywood’s latest live-action holiday feature, Tim Hill’s Hop, gets a new poster courtesy of the film’s official Facebook page.

There’s a spanking new poster for Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan, hurrah! And don’t worry, Natalie Portman still takes centre-stage.

Mel Gibson’s new film has a poster! Sadly, it hasn’t made us forget what an absolute tool-crank he is.

All parents have a list of films they don’t want their children to see. Mother and Father would rather not put up with the aftermath; nightmares and potential bed-wetting. But get over it Ma and Pa, what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. Note to Chloe Moretz’s mum, if your precious child is hard enough to play a killer vampire, a bit of horror ain’t gonna hurt. So unchain the telly, if you please.

Director Julie Taymor has never shied away from Hollywood-ing up the world of Shakespeare – her Titus Andronicus was an explosion of sex, violence and colour – and judging by the first poster for her upcoming The Tempest, she’s still going as strong as ever.