So we’ve made up some new rumours.

From Battlestar-producer Ron Moore. Expect jousting Cylons and abject misery. Maybe.

Comic and “oh so controvertial” actor, Sacha Baron Cohen is all set to take on the role of the 80’s pop icon. Whhhy, I wail. But without wanting to cut my nose off to spite my face, I will give him the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps it’ll be a kind of magic.