That’s more like it, Krishna.

Casting directors probably have one of the most important jobs in Hollywood. When it comes to getting somebody right for a role, all sorts of things have to be taken into consideration, like if they have the right look, or if they’re a cokehead who might just not turn up on set or whether or not they’re Jennifer Lawrence (so hot right now). Sometimes, casting directors take a chance and get it spot on – Heath Ledger as The Joker, anyone? Other times, they not only get it wrong. They get it really, really, weird.

Girls star Adam Driver has publicly denied that he’ll be playing Nightwing (formerly Robin; Dick Grayson to his mates) in Batman and Superman Go Large, or whatever it’s going to be called. But if not Driver, then whom? We’ve come up with a few ideas.

New movie The Rover releases new pic from set.

Staked and sizzling, Twilight is dead at last.

The déjà vu is strong with this one.

In related news, Rupert Sanders is still sleeping in the dog house

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know something about vampires I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know please please make it stop why why why why why why I don’t know I don’t know CGI devil baby no no no no no no no werewolves why why why oh god make it stop.

Tonight is the night. It is finally happening. Twilight: The Hideously Long Saga is ending. Right now millions of prepubescent teens are rushing towards multiplexes up and down the country to see Bella Swan finally achieve a sparkly orgasm. We are sure there is probably more too it than that, but since we had to watch Robert Pattinson EAT A BABY OUT OF BELLA’S WOMB we have quite frankly given up. So grab some beers, grab the DVDs and drink so hard you forget Twilight ever existed at all…

Blah blah blah Twilight blah blah blah Vampires blah.