Surrounded by two hunky potential lovers? Better take a prophylactic course of antibiotics, Saoirse Ronan…

We’re Hungary for this one. Damn you Monday!

Splinters?

Edward Cullen is rolling in his not grave right now.

Sparkly aliens this time!

She’s playing Spindly

OH JUST GIVE UP

Hugely talented, enviably beautiful and married to Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz is the thinking man’s crumpet and the thinking woman’s object of bitter, bitter envy. But what does she get up to when she’s not fighting mummies and winning Oscars? It’s a Tuesday; this must be the Cheat Sheet…

And it’s lovely. SO LOVELY.

Studio Ghibli has done it again. Arrietty, inspired by the Borrowers novels of Mary Norton, is an incomparably beautiful story which effortlessly draws the viewer into a rarified world where a bay leaf makes a decent raincoat and cockroaches are the size of (shiny, aggressive and antennaed) Shetland ponies. Delicate, thoughtful and visually unmatched by almost anything we can think of, this is a very special film indeed.