Star Trek goes over to the Dark-Side. Wait, are we confusing our franchises again?
Hold on to your valuables everyone…it is about to become My Big, Fat, Gypsy Starship Enterprise.
The PR engine cannae take the strain!
iCumberbatch is just too iCumbersome to make a joke out of, iSn’t iT?
WHY JJ ABRAMS? WHAT DID 2D DO TO YOU?
SET PHASERS TO oh just shut up John don’t even bother.