Don’t worry, we’re fairly sure there’s no incest in this one.
French film monthly Premiere has announced that Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom will be opening Cannes Film Festival 2012. To save you from having to find a French newsagent/actually read any French, here are the predicted titles that have us wishing that we could spend a week on Brangelina’s fuck-off-huge yacht…
Maybe. Apparently. Why aren’t you reading about Kim Jong-Il?
Dracula vs Octopus: the movie?