No, really, there’s actual electric stuff in it. Like a LIGHTNING BOLT
Oh… We get it. We all died in a horrific server crash and this is Hell.
Don’t worry, Kristen Stewart doesn’t say anything in it.
Oh hi, Tarsem Singh. Ever heard of Icarus? Yeah, he was the son of Daedalus, escaped from Crete with wings made of wax, all that. Dead? Yeah, he’s dead – flew too close to the sun, arrogant little tit. Hubristic? Yeah, I suppose he was – still, at least he didn’t have the gall to make Immortals. Did he, Tarsem Singh? DID HE?
And not even Clash of the Titans can stop the Greco-onslaught.
Snipe London
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