New TV spot for The Hobbit features trolls, New Zealand and dodgy pick-up lines from Gandalf. The usual, then.
Who’s next? Barbara Walters?!
Blood and Ice Cream all ’round!
If we want to watch self-consciously ‘zany’ dwarves, we’ll cut Noel Fielding’s legs off.
You’ll have to dream a dream a little bit longer.
In which we meet Legolas’ dad. They’ve got the same ears, no?