It’s like all your Christmases coming at once only instead of presents and joy you feel a wretched, burning pain in your stomach.
Genuine quote. We guess the alumni are more Cosmopolis than Twilight people…
We’re too bored to say anything funny.
How did she make vampires boring? HOW?
It gets a bit Hunger Games at the end, which is weird.
Poor the back of Kristen Stewart’s head.