What a set of lungs, young lady.
With Magic Mike out at cinemas and The Casserole Club on a DVD hopefully nowhere near you, our minds here at Best For Film Towers have turned to mush from all of the thrusting and grinding that we have seen going on. We wondered what we could do to calm everyone down and so bring you the 10 WORST sex scenes and cringe worthy sex moments in cinema history. The Casserole Club happily does not feature. It could take up all 10 places all by its cringy, kinky self…Trust us.
With hard-hitting sex-addict drama Shame hitting our screens to the applause of critics everywhere, it’s no wonder we’ve got the two-backed monster on our minds. From Carey Mulligan’s unexpected nudity (forget the sad eyes!) and Fassbender’s humongous ‘fassbender’, it was pretty sexy. So sexy. But also horribly horribly unsexy. And so, to celebrate all things gross and disturbing in the bedroom, we’ve decided to count down the top 10 least sexy sex scenes ever…
Is it just us, or is Peter Sarsgaard in ALL THE MOVIES at the moment?
Dracula vs Octopus: the movie?
This is a visually thrilling piece of film, but that just isn’t enough in the face of appalling dialogue and acting, paper-thin characters and a poor excuse for a plot. Let’s just close our eyes, pretend this didn’t happen and await a return to form with Superman. I have faith in you, Zack.