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Parker isn't entertainingly bad like Crank or The Transporter 1 through 3. It's just bad. Bad acting, bad plot, bad villains, bad heroes, and a bad-ass car. Jason Statham is made of rage and speaks like he's reading the instruction manual for setting up a Freeview box. Naturally neither of these things elevate Parker to the lofty heights of, say, The Mechanic; and make for the most mind-numbing 118 minutes of your life that you will never get back.