SPOILER: The characters wear clothes.
Titles are important. Think about it; if you were going to eat a chocolate bar, wouldn’t you rather something delicious-sounding like a Caramel rather than a Turd? Of course you would. It’s the same with films, which is why we hate those that give away EVERYTHING in the title. Here are the 10 worst offenders, which we’ve messed with, BFF style…
Aren’t they worried about all the swears?
Well done him.
Damn. Sorry, we mean mphghh.
And Lea Michele didn’t get Eponine…
Is there anyone in the world who doesn’t adore Olivia Colman? Yes, there is. Her old Gap employer. Because she kept telling customers to go and buy jeans from John Lewis. BOOM. Already you’ve learnt a thing about Olivia Colman. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
No more big-screen boobs *sigh* thanks a lot, 2012…