I sometimes speak too loud when you’re around me. I tend to avoid your eye when we first talk. Friends call me arrogant and self-centred, with a slant towards the immoral. But hear this: you’d want me on your side in a battle of the wits, and I’m about as loyal as that dog you…

Incisive new London comedy-drama The Comedian is out on DVD on July 29th – and we’ve got three DVD copies to give away!