Captain America just wasn’t enough captain for her…

Hot on the heels of the really rather good Coriolanus, Gerard Butler is once again disappointing his public with the startlingly dull Machine Gun Preacher. But is there really a talented actor behind the gun-toting beardy meathead? We think so, and if you gather round closer we’ll tell you why…

Perhaps they can move it to a Pirate! ship?

Guess what? He’s playing a baddie. *yawn*

Since none of us have been able to do anything about the release of The Human Centipede: Full Sequence, we thought we might as well try to take the edge off its horrible messy arrival by putting some more conventional insects through their A2M paces. It’s the most gruesome Mash-Up yet…

He made her an offer she coul- sorry, we’ll get our coats.

Dum-de-de-de-dum-dum-dum-dum

*snigger*

Is it just us, or is Peter Sarsgaard in ALL THE MOVIES at the moment?

OH JUST GIVE UP