Alien ‘news’ is web of lies

Remember all that exciting news yesterday about the new Alien film? Well, it turns out that it was all basically rubbish.

Here are the massively anticlimactic facts:
– there are currently only plans for one film
– it isn’t gong to be called Paradise
-neither Michelle Yeoh or Michael Fassbender are attached to it.

Sorry, that’s it; no news here. *mind trick* You can go about your business. Move along…

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