New Adam Sandler trailer proves there is no goodness left in the world
We know you don’t need this. We know that. You’re having a tough week, the boiler’s doing that thing again and we’re not going to get another episode of Sherlock for ages- we get it. But the point is, Adam Sandler is still out there, making awful, truly awful things happen in the world. He has to be stopped. He has to be stopped and it’s only with your help that we can make that happen. The trailer for his next film opens with humourous paedophilia. That’s… that’s just something we’re all going to have to live with.
We’re really sorry about this. Honestly we are. Here it is, the trailer for That’s My Boy:
Where do we even start? Hilarious paedo-LOLZ aside, it’s just more of the same dreadful, soul-muting tripe – girls catching things with their breasts, a hilarious hat, a vaguely offensive voice, a coma-inducing, dead-limbed premise, Leighton Meester for some reason, and the fun of tattooing your own pre-teen son. What depths are left, Sandler? Now that you’re genuinely showing us the fun side of child-abuse, what’s left?
We all hate you now, Adam Sandler. You know that, right? The fact that this film is quite obviously a hollow, desperate cry for medical attention isn’t enough anymore. Some people deserve their demons. The people who make paedophilia fun – those are the people that deserve their demons.