The Human Centipede 3 is happening

We’ve had the Human Centipede, we’ve had the sequel – The Human Millipede – and now it’s time for the final incarnation; The Human Dog. Tom Six is officially completing his horrible little trilogy, and if we have to hear about it, so do you.

In an official statement, Tom Six has confirmed that The Human Centipede 3 will unite Dieter Laser and Laurence R. Harvey, the two villains of the first two films – that’s poo-loving mad doctor and bloke who fancies poo-loving mad doctor, for those not paying attention – in a triumphant finale. Considering the second film was based on a man who bloody loved the original Human Centipede , we can only assume that the final instalment will centre on a camera-man from the second film, who falls in love with Tom Six himself and attempts to join the two of them together in holy, bum-mouth matrimony. And everyone else in the world, too. And also some incest, or kiddy-porn, or cats on fire or something. Are you excited? You bet your ass-to-face. Sigh.

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