Man of the moment Adam Driver, who had done literally nothing before 2009 but now appears to be Jesus, has denied that he is due to join Zack Snyder’s Batman..

From our reporter in the field, Brian Fant- no, wait, Steven Neish.

She’s sprung a leak, Cap’n!

Snick.

HRH the Prince of Wales officially picks up his senior citizen’s bus pass today, and his landmark birthday got us thinking – not about architecture or the environment or how long his mum’s going to live, or whatever else he actually thinks about, but about princes. You can’t go wrong with a prince – all the cachet of being a royal and none of the pressure. Who’s your favourite?

F*cking excellent.

After all those years with Billy Bob she must be used to dealing with a little prick.

You may have noticed that Thor and Loki are working their way towards what the internet has dubbed a Thoreal commercial with ever-lengthening hair dos. It’s my duty to report that the danger is real, but it isn’t such a bad thing (so far).