Zonad: low-budget Irish comedy featuring a sex starved fat bloke who may or may not be an alien. But isn’t. Taken in by the residents of a small village Zonad quickly makes himself at home, lusting after a virginal teenage temptress and drinking in the local pub. But the true nature of his identity is about to catch up with him.

Children are frightening. It’s probably their tiny hands. Whilst horror movies seem to utilise the ‘scary child trope’ a little too frequently these days, it’s worth remembering the good times of horrible, horrible children that wanted you dead (or at least maimed in some way). This top ten list encompasses the best of the nasty tykes that remind us all why birth control is so important.

Name: Matthew Vaughn Date of birth: 7th March, 1971 Place of birth: British but born in Beverley Hills, California Special moves: Directing, producing, writing Films Include: Layer Cake, Stardust, Kick-Ass,..

It turns out that pirates like guns.

What an incredible age we live in! Chemical-filled snacks are readily available on delivery at obscene hours of the morning, social networking has become a national sport and now we can even watch movies in three glorious dimensions. But with the great power of 3D comes great responsibility – so has anyone yet managed to rise up and use it to good effect? Or is it just about making an extra couple of quid per person at the cinema? So far it’s pretty much been the latter – but for every shocker there’s been one to come along and blow the rest out of the 3D piranha-infested waters…

Another good excuse to watch the trailer and foster the hope that Hayden Panettiere’s screen-time is bloody and brief.

V is for vendetta in Ken Loach’s latest, Route Irish, in which Mark Womack sets about avenging the death of popular stand-up comedian John Bishop. Armed with a PMC-busting mobile phone, Skype and a garage-full of training equipment, our hero wastes no time shouting his head off in this very serious movie about privatisation and the Iraq War.

At the Mountains of Madness binned. Nerds cry.

Dane Cook gets semi-serious and meters out some punishment (and no, it’s not another stand-up routine).

DreamWorks Animation has released a poster and a teaser trailer online for their latest Shrek offspring, Puss in Boots. The character, voiced by Antonio Banderas, got his own spin-off after..