Martin Luther King biopics are like London busses…

Bond just might have a new lady friend in the form of the lovely Rachel Weisz

This week sees the release of respected actor Diego Luna’s directorial fiction debut, Abel. It has been attracting some great reviews, and when the opportunity came along to meet the man behind the film we jumped at the chance. Here the director discusses his artistic influences, twisted realities and making children cry…

And where was Season of the Witch? Nowhere you’d like to take your mum, certainly.

Director Kim Sung-Hong treads an oft-travelled path with this vicious tale “inspired” by true events. That claim could well be disputed but Missing does boast a genuinely creepy central performance by Moon Sung-Keun as a farmer with an eye for the ladies and an original idea on what constitutes quality chicken feed. No wonder their eggs taste so good!

Don’t get up in Vishnu’s business.

What do you mean, you never learnt the days of the week? You’d better start now with indisputably the most important of them all – Wednesday. Wednesdays stand for Norse god Odin, Rosie the Magic Roundabout on PlayDays and, most importantly of all, Orange Wednesdays! We know what we’ll be seeing this week; do you?

Johannes Roberts’ F is definitely heading the right way for an ASBO. A teacher who’s lost his bottle after a particularly nasty run in with a classroom thug finds himself on the wrong end of some corporal punishment from some hooded slashers. Desperately searching the deserted school for his daughter, Mr. Anderson (not that Mr. Anderson) embarks upon some extra curricular activities that will leave your skin crawling.

It’s Kind Of A Funny Story tracks five days in the life of a self-indulgent teenager who slowly (very slowly) realises he’s not that interesting. We could have told him that from the opening credits.

Diminuitive Sarkozy may shrink even further as a biographic film is released.