Like watching a rhino bathe in pure, unadulterated Jack Daniels, it’s heartbreaking to see such delicious potential go to waste. Little Fockers attempts to shake the final dregs of comedy from its dried-up franchise, but its brief moments of light only serve to make us long for the days when its actors had material worth their while.

Keanu Reeves as a mild-mannered nobody transformed into a daring raider by years of punishing injustice at the hands of a faceless governmental machine? That sounds familiar…

She’ll play the girl one, probably.

Spanning ten years, likened to The Godfather trilogy, The epic Infernal Affairs trilogy is a landmark of both Hong King cinema and crime cinema. And we have 3 Infernal Affairs boxsets to give away on Blu-ray! Competition ends 7 February 2011.

It’s Wednesday! Films exist! We’re all poor! You know someone on Orange? You know someone on Orange! We take some time out of our busy schedules (looking at Wyld Stallyns t-shirts on PriceDrop TV) to discuss what you should and shouldn’t see on this, this Wednesday, this holy night. Please do join in.

Whether deliciously farcical or born of plain old screenwriting sloth, the deus ex machina tends to provoke fairly spectacular reactions – after all, there’s scarcely a single worthwhile moment in cinema which doesn’t derive from GREEK MEN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ON CRANES. We’ve scraped together the best of the worst…

Godzilla vs. MicroBudgetGodzilla!

Excellent directorial fiction debut from well-known actor Diego Luna, Abel is a comedy which is by turns charming, powerful and absorbing. Unlikely to be given a wide release, this is well worth seeking out if a cinema in your area is screening it.

Say goodbye to James Cameron rumours…

For those of us not living in a Gothic shrine, it has been a long time since The Nightmare Before Christmas introduced us to Jack Skellington. According to Time Burton, the wait for a sequel might be over.