“This year the snow’s going up…”
Many critics say that the London Gangster movie is the last gasp of a dying genre, but Director Ray Burdis breathes new life into it with this sharp, thoughtful comedy/drama that will have you by turns laughing and crying as it takes us on a journey through a family using the spirit of Christmas for redemption while suffering the accidental effects of cocaine.
If you thought Se7en was scary and spine-chilling then wait until you see David Fincher’s new offering Twelve. Fincher revisits the thriller/horror genre in this film to great effect. The backdrop of a twinkly Christmas against the twisted acts of a serial killer will leave you feeling very unsettled indeed.
If you liked Crank 1 and 2, and you like Christmas, you’re sure to like Crank 3 – Festive Spirit. “Chelios is Santa. Be good.”
“Before the legend there was the man … And before the man, there was… Nick.”
“Don’t shoot- he has mince pies!” A film entitled “Jihad All The Way” was always going to ruffle a few feathers, but writer and director Chris Morris (the man behind BrassEye and Four Lions) is no stranger to controversy! Did the film live up to the hype, or were the hundreds of PC protesters who braved the snow to wave soggy cardboard around worrying about nothing?
Ever the risk-taker, Tarantino hasn’t so much pushed the boundaries of cinema with Snakes On A Sleigh as squashed them flat. 54% of test audience members reportedly fainted, and three critics were taken to hospital in a catatonic state after it screened at Cannes.
Where are the 16.58 million people who downloaded Avatar this year? How can we stop them from breeding?
In the short 2006 film Doll Face, a machine with a doll face mimics images on television screen in search of a satisfactory visage. Neat CGI – very fitting soundtrack, too.
Bloody LiLo. What’ll it be next? We think she’s going to try to find Jesus so she can fellate him and then claim he ruined her career.
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