So brightly coloured. So many cheekbones.

Where are the spiral staircases?

Hipsters everywhere piss pants with excitement.

Ooh, a film about vampires, I wonder what that will be like…

HAHAHA oh

It’s all the same, but we’re never going to stop.

The Rum Diary is an occasionally funny, occasionally madcap film that essentially is neither very funny nor very madcap. Despite the promises of the trailer the film follows a narrative that is conventional and even a tad dull. All in all, it’s a bit of a rum deal. Ahem.

In honour of Roland Emmerich’s latest film Anonymous, which claims Shakespeare didn’t write his plays, BFF brings you the Top 10 list of films which have messed with history over the years. Whether it’s romanticising a horrible tale for the purposes of not making children cry, or casting Johnny Depp as an English detective, this list explores the ten films which over the years have taken History and punched it repeatedly in the face. WARNING: this article contains spoilers and several references to Mel Gibson.

Can we expect Donkey: The Untold Story?

Who was that masked man, anyway?