Teenage angst breaches new yet surprisingly dull territory in this pretentious thriller set in an East Coast prep school. Afterschool provides a hundred solid minutes of tedious indie art as we explore awkward social situations and drug abuse, all through one too many lingering back-of-head shots.

Fancy winning Afterschool on DVD? Of course you do! You could watch it after school (or after work if you’re a grown-up).