Oh, this is just too good.

“FINALLY” – Lee Harvey Oswald

Is this a penis that I see before me, the helmet towards my hand?

Who wrote Shakespeare’s plays? That Shakespeare bloke? Ha, what FOOLS you are. Lucky for us that Roland Emmerich is here to set the record straight with Anonymous, and we have 3 copies to give away.

It’ll be a poor man’s I, Robot. Eh, Tash? Eh?

In honour of Roland Emmerich’s latest film Anonymous, which claims Shakespeare didn’t write his plays, BFF brings you the Top 10 list of films which have messed with history over the years. Whether it’s romanticising a horrible tale for the purposes of not making children cry, or casting Johnny Depp as an English detective, this list explores the ten films which over the years have taken History and punched it repeatedly in the face. WARNING: this article contains spoilers and several references to Mel Gibson.

Roland Emmerich is putting aside the disaster flicks for a moment and indulging in a bit of Shakespearean conspiracy theory. It’s silly, lavish and fairly good fun. But can we please all just agree that Shakespeare wrote his plays? Please? OK, cool.

Although Best For Film Towers is still rooted in dreary old London (we’re talking to both Howl and Count Duckula about an upgrade), our intrepid scribbler Hannah is overseas soaking up the celluloid glamour of the Toronto International Film Festival. Ever wanted to know how well Canadians queue? Well, your luck’s in…