Cronenberg, better known for directing The Fly, is to act in a film called Body Art.

Don’t do it, Rosie, there are people who love you!

He’s going to look really, really stupid with a mullet.

Reader! Would you like to be able to write convincing clichés about films which are genuinely able to inspire laughter and tears in successive heartbeats? If you would, please keep your sordid phrases well away from Barney’s Version, a work of art which will stay with you long after the lights go up. An uncommonly captivating tale with memorable performances all round, it is superb.

And Colin won Best Actor. Well done Colin. We love you.